Things I'm Excited For
1. FIFA ‘10. soooo fucking excited.
2. l’hiver/l’automne.
3. new Strokes CD soon.
4. possibly getting better at jumping.
5. scarves can make for belts?
6. being brilliant a ma l’ecole.
7. parler francais beacoup.
stuffz i should do.
1. be moar awesome.
2. read something great, like jane eyre, and silently brag about it.
3. no you girls never know, how you make a boy feel
4. get bettar at violin.
5. appreciate Tennant.
6. stop being so petulant.
Casanova!
“Bless me Father, for I have sinned, again. Uhhhm, I don’t know where to start. It’s money, Father. Uhh, love of money is a sin, isn’t it?”
“Mmm a grave sin.”
“I mean, I don’t love it as such, but I need it. Is that a sin?”
“In too great a measure, then yes!”
“It’s not for me. You see, there’s this woman, um I suppose you could include lustful thought while you’re at it, ahh there’s this woman, but she’s engaged and always went on behind her fiance’s back um, not literally, although I have actually done that. But anyway, first of all, I was with another woman and I slept with her, sorry. Uh well, slept with her lots of times, so very sorry. But before that she was a man. I was gonna sleep with a man. Sorry. But it turned out she had a false penis down in her trousers, so I slept with her, without the false penis obviously, although we did find a way of using it. But never mind that. You see, I was just trying to be honest like the sisters told me. Oh yeah, two sisters and I slept with them, both at the same time. Uh, lots of times. I suppose I should mention that.”
“Oh dear God!”
“I know, I know, but at least I didn’t sleep with their mother! Although I have actually done that… uhm, I suppose you should put that on the list. Two sisters, and a mother, oh and those nuns! Two nuns… you actually might know them! So all and all, it’s been a bit of a climb really. And I’ve ended up penniless. So Father, what do you think I should do?”
-Casanova
Earth FC
So I was thinking… what if we had to do some galactic World Cup with other planets and their inhabitants? So here’s my choice for our global FC.
1. 
Edwin Van der Sar (goal keeper) Manchester United and Netherlands.
2. 
Cristiano Ronaldo, Manchester United and Portugal.
3.
Gerard Piqué, Barcelona and Spain.
4.
Robin van Persie, Arsenal FC and Netherlands.
5.
Steven Gerrard, Liverpool FC and England.
6. 
Fernando Torres, Liverpool FC and Spain.
7.
Carles Puyol, Barcelona FC and Spain.
8. 
Patrice Evra, Manchester United and France.
9. 
Frank Lampard, Chelsea FC and England.
10. 
Xabi Alonso, Liverpool FC and Spain.
11. 
Ryan Giggs, Manchester United and England.
Confutatis maledictis.
Flammis accribus addictis.
Voca voca me.
Voca me cum benedictis.
